Friday, April 13, 2007

birth of the most nonsensical blog in cyberspace history

It all started rather innocently, when Ms Yucki Grosserina got herself the name in which she will so proudly use in this blog. A gross idea was tossed between the two authors of this blog, and so she gave herself the nick Grosserina with me supplying Yucki as her first nick. Little did we know what it was to follow...

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
my colleague also told me i very funny

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
right after u told me

Mr Orbin says:
hahaha!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i also dunno to be happy or sad

Mr Orbin says:
see, everyone thinks so

Mr Orbin says:
be happy lar

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
Hahaha

Mr Orbin says:
then we'll continue to find u funny

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
ok lah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
but then this won't earn me money leh

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
if only it would!

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Mr Orbin says:
get into the entertainment biz lar

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Mr Orbin says:
my colleagues were telling me the other day that i should be in entertainment too for my sacarstic remarks haha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
eh

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
maybe we shd go together

Mr Orbin says:
hahahaha!!!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
u can be the serious sarcastic person

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i be the bubbly and noisy

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i'm sure we'd make a good pair

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahaha

Mr Orbin says:
haahaahaa!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
clash of characters mah

Mr Orbin says:
the new dynamic duo

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
we can be called feng sa ye feng

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
something like that

Mr Orbin says:
better than gao xiao xing dong

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
Miss Yucki and Mr Blackie

Mr Orbin says:
wah!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
coz u black face

Mr Orbin says:
champion lor!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i dunno if **** told u

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
that day

Mr Orbin says:
about?

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
u know the day after the wedding

Mr Orbin says:
yah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
the one where we NEARLY had to eat the expensive timsum

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
your face SO black

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
esp during lunch

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i tot why u so mad

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i din have such a good impression at first

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i found out the reason for it

Mr Orbin says:
yah lar

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i the more i talk to u, the more i know it was a misunderstanding

Mr Orbin says:
its cuz of ur fave person

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahahah

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
YEAh

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
coz of your gf

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Mr Orbin says:
ur best friend

Mr Orbin says:
YUCKS!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
the one that u're spending your day with

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Mr Orbin says:
okok im gonna puke

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
HAhahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
nvm

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i help u lose weight

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
maybe i shd start another blog

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
entitled "Miss Yucki Grosserina"

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Mr Orbin says:
i dun need to lose weight thanks

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
dunno if anyone will read that

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Mr Orbin says:
let me contribute also leh

Mr Orbin says:
Hahahah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
eh

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
good idea

Mr Orbin says:
ha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
ok ok

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i start one via frenster

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i put u as one of the writers

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
ahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
dunno wat we'll write lah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i'm definite it will fail

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
but at least we will read it ourselves

Mr Orbin says:
who knows

Mr Orbin says:
it might be a resounding success

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i know wat i can write about

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
about my job

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
about the stupid ppl who comes to ****
Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
sighz

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i got so much material but i forgot liao

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
and frenster's down

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
once it's up i shall let u know

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then we just post nonsense

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then we can add more ppl

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
it shd be quite interesting

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Mr Orbin says:
YAH!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i know my frens will kill me coz thy will receive "**** **** has just updaed her blog again"

Mr Orbin says:
the most irrational blog ever

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
yes yes yes

Mr Orbin says:
evil laughter~

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
ok set

Mr Orbin says:
okok!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
maybe we'll become famous

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
and earn money thru ads

Mr Orbin says:
haahaahaa

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
and then no need to work

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Mr Orbin says:
yah like xiaxue

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
dream dream dream

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahha

Mr Orbin says:
hehehehe

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
the worst is that no one reads but we'll still have fun posting

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
one rule, cannot edit any of the posts

Mr Orbin says:
actually our this conversation should be our first posting

Mr Orbin says:
Hahahha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
so once u post, it'll be posted on

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
ok

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
set

Mr Orbin says:
set lar

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
we should name it the "Mr Blackie & Miss Yucki's Nonsensical Blog"

Mr Orbin says:
blackie doesnt sound good leh

Mr Orbin says:
call me Mr Awbin

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
Orbin sounds better

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahaha

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Mr Orbin says:
yah


When two nonsensical, bored-to-tears employees gave each other ridiclous-sounding nicknames, you know nothing good will come out of it. So this blog is born. What we guarantee our readers is absolute pure irrational nonsense, as you can tell from our conversation. But our mundane lives are no longer boring with it.

Watch this space for more nonsense coming your way.

**** actual names of people and organisations have been erased instead of being replaced to ensure absolute confidentiality. We thank you for your understanding.

1 comment:

Miss Yucki Grosserina said...

I am laughing to myself like how a craz cow would laugh when its milk comes out to be chocolate milk. My colleagues are wondering what the wrong is with me. Actually, we are a lil too overego to say it's the most nonsensical blog. do u know how many ppl get sued for saying their the best and the goodest and so on? Tone down a lil, mr orbin, or i shall unleash your favourite galfren on you!