Anyone who saw the ruins that is in Myanmar would surely have felt for them. No food, no clean water, corspes everywhere, water everywhere.
The whole world wants to help, but why couldn't help reach them a fortnight since the disaster happened? You would have to ask the damn stupid people preventing it.
What is seriously wrong with them? Finally I got word that clearence has been obtained so ASEAN countries can began real help. It is 2 weeks late, you shitheads.
God bless th victims and I pray better days will come for them.
And they dare to call me Orbin.
Monday, May 19, 2008
Crappers
I think Ms Yucki will be extremely surprised to see a post here. Haha, I beat you to it!
Anyway, something happened on Friday that made me grossly upset and further proves that my initial view of my new management was right. Cutting costs on necessary spending nd spending more one useless investments, and people, and the most useless department in the company. What injust!
Bloody blind shit, why do we have to take such shit when we're under-appreciated?
And they dare to call me Orbin.
Anyway, something happened on Friday that made me grossly upset and further proves that my initial view of my new management was right. Cutting costs on necessary spending nd spending more one useless investments, and people, and the most useless department in the company. What injust!
Bloody blind shit, why do we have to take such shit when we're under-appreciated?
And they dare to call me Orbin.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Weird Ppl Week (WPW)
Experiencing a WPW this week. Loads of WP walking thru the door. Yesterday, this guy (must be obsessive compulsive disorder) walked towards the glass door and i opened it and he pointed to it to me and i said come in (gestured him lah) then he walked in really slowly. Then he started like twitching and all and told me he wanted to apply for the institution. I was like ok, go online. he said, "i have no computer" i said, it's all online, so find a public terminal. He started twitching again and shifted his weight from the right to the left foot. then he finally wanted to go out (by then i had already activated the door) and he pointed to the door again and i said, it's opened. He turned around and said, "im scared" yea, like i can help u. Then he said "i only O levels". hmmm... Then, he hung round the outside for quite some time fiddling with the stapler that we provided to ppl who were submitting their documents and i think after he was happy that there was no more staplers to staple the brochure i gave him, he left. Freaky.
That's not all. Just today, another older freako stepped in. Worst. He wanted information, and i said all the info is online and gave him the brochure that we had. then he asked me this same thing 5 times and i repeated the same answers 5 times. All this was happening when he was standing right in the corner of the room away from me. Hmm... weirdo. usually ppl asked to sit down and speak to me. Anyway, his mouth looked like he had loads of icing sugar and din wipe it away so i was glad he didn't speak to me that closely. Then he went outta the door and then came in again and asked me again a question 5 times! ARGH. then he was happy.
Gosh. If insanity was contagious, i would've gone insane some time ago with all these ppl thru the doors.... Oh wait.... Maybe I already am!
That's not all. Just today, another older freako stepped in. Worst. He wanted information, and i said all the info is online and gave him the brochure that we had. then he asked me this same thing 5 times and i repeated the same answers 5 times. All this was happening when he was standing right in the corner of the room away from me. Hmm... weirdo. usually ppl asked to sit down and speak to me. Anyway, his mouth looked like he had loads of icing sugar and din wipe it away so i was glad he didn't speak to me that closely. Then he went outta the door and then came in again and asked me again a question 5 times! ARGH. then he was happy.
Gosh. If insanity was contagious, i would've gone insane some time ago with all these ppl thru the doors.... Oh wait.... Maybe I already am!
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Arrogant but Stupid Bastard
Forgive my words. NOT.
Damn mad. This arrogant but STUPID bastard just walked into my office. He wanted to find out about the courses available at this institution, and when i asked him about his qualifications, he was trying to mask his stupidity (obviously NO decent qualification) with some stupid story about his company wanting to sponsor him for some studies. I bet his company was trying to tell him to go take his primary 6 exams since he's so DUMB.
Anyway, he said he was asking for his colleagues as well (all who were obviously smarter than him since they had degrees) and i explained to him that ppl with degrees shd go for a post-grad dip or something in Business since the courses here are all full time and caters mostly to students who graduate straight from high school.
But nooOooooOO! This BUGGER said, "I beg to differ. You ask a Finance guy to take a post-grad course in Engineering he would fail." I was stunned. Shit. I shd've thought of the response immediately but my brain was too occupied with things. Either that or in the presence of stupidity, my brain tends to slow down.
But think about it, Stupid idiot. OF COZ a guy with Finance will fail in Engineering! STUPID. But ppl with Engineering background can go on to take post-grad programs in Business. DUH! How dumb can some ppl get.
I got so fed up i turned to my comp and started typing, leaving that idiot by himself to talk to himself. I know that puts my job in jeopardy if he ever complains, but let him do so lah, i'm no longer afraid of these stupid ppl. Anyway, i bet he's so stupid that he's gonna run to his momma and ask her to help him.
By the way, where is Mr Orbin?!?!?!?!
Damn mad. This arrogant but STUPID bastard just walked into my office. He wanted to find out about the courses available at this institution, and when i asked him about his qualifications, he was trying to mask his stupidity (obviously NO decent qualification) with some stupid story about his company wanting to sponsor him for some studies. I bet his company was trying to tell him to go take his primary 6 exams since he's so DUMB.
Anyway, he said he was asking for his colleagues as well (all who were obviously smarter than him since they had degrees) and i explained to him that ppl with degrees shd go for a post-grad dip or something in Business since the courses here are all full time and caters mostly to students who graduate straight from high school.
But nooOooooOO! This BUGGER said, "I beg to differ. You ask a Finance guy to take a post-grad course in Engineering he would fail." I was stunned. Shit. I shd've thought of the response immediately but my brain was too occupied with things. Either that or in the presence of stupidity, my brain tends to slow down.
But think about it, Stupid idiot. OF COZ a guy with Finance will fail in Engineering! STUPID. But ppl with Engineering background can go on to take post-grad programs in Business. DUH! How dumb can some ppl get.
I got so fed up i turned to my comp and started typing, leaving that idiot by himself to talk to himself. I know that puts my job in jeopardy if he ever complains, but let him do so lah, i'm no longer afraid of these stupid ppl. Anyway, i bet he's so stupid that he's gonna run to his momma and ask her to help him.
By the way, where is Mr Orbin?!?!?!?!
Monday, July 23, 2007
Excuse me, i'm an incoming student from XXX
Ok. This post is not directed to any country or race so i've crossed out the country of origin of this incoming student's father.
They walked into the office and the father introduced his son as an incoming student from XXX. This was how the conversation went. I wish I could express the look on my face and the accent to you in person. Perhaps those who know me, the next time we meet, i shall do just that.
Father: Excuse me, this is my son. We are from XXX and he is starting school in August. We have just finished out medical examination earlier on but want to find out where we can deposit our pee.
*Shocked look on my face. Stared at his in disbelief." "Huh" (Me)
Father: Yes, we applied the tuition grant already and the tuition pee loan. Now we need to know how much pee to pay.
*Stunned*
They walked into the office and the father introduced his son as an incoming student from XXX. This was how the conversation went. I wish I could express the look on my face and the accent to you in person. Perhaps those who know me, the next time we meet, i shall do just that.
Father: Excuse me, this is my son. We are from XXX and he is starting school in August. We have just finished out medical examination earlier on but want to find out where we can deposit our pee.
*Shocked look on my face. Stared at his in disbelief." "Huh" (Me)
Father: Yes, we applied the tuition grant already and the tuition pee loan. Now we need to know how much pee to pay.
*Stunned*
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
we are the police station
OMG. Guess what?
My colleague knows exactly who the emailer was talking about!!!!
We ARE a police station!!!!
OMG
My colleague knows exactly who the emailer was talking about!!!!
We ARE a police station!!!!
OMG
we are not the police station
The things that happen to me nowadays... tsk tsk tsk... can write a book liao.
I just received an email from somebody looking for her library book. Read and think: Does she really think we'll be able to help her locate that person in the midst of the thousands of students we have in the uni?????
Hello there
I'm afraid i face a slight problem and need your help.
I lent a book from the (Institution) Library to a stranger in need around the (date), and the library threatens me that the book is due in a week. Only the foolish are generous, as the wise old men say, and this time the old bats must be correct, for I failed to remember his name that i may contact him when the book was due. I'm sure the fellow has immersed himself in cosmological affairs long enough to have forgotten that the book will be due soon, and I face a problem contacting him.
Could you please help? He mentioned that he was going to write the (some exam), and since people in (Institution) only write the (some entrance exam) for one reason, i'm hoping that you have an account with his details under it, most importantly a phone number and address (I will now proceed to embarrass myself highly by letting you know that i never bothered to take his number or e-mail down).
To help locate his account, I managed to garner the following from memory:
1) He is short, equal to or over 5'7", with short cropped hair almost as in a crew cut. For two days in a row he specialized in wearing loose little sleeveless vests, but they are not singlets. He also specializes in wearing three-quarters, the ones i saw were grey in colour on both the days i saw him. Being a Chinese National living in Singapore, he always wore sneakers, and i suppose also always wears them. As expected of those who immerse themselves in Deep Cosmology, he wears spectacles. He is a thin, lanky fellow with a grim (but not sad) Chinese face.
2)He is a Chinese National who at the time of our meeting was going to write the (some entrance exam). He also possessed a student card, which made me wonder why he was studying for the (some entrance exam). One possible logical explanation is that the card belonged to someone else, though i quite clearly remember his face on the card. Assuming that was his face on the card, would it be possible to track him down through his distinguishing feature, given #3 below?
3)His distinguishing feature, and also the reason why i remember his face so well, is that his face appears as if a million bees had decided to sting it all at once. There are reddish pink bumps all over his face, and although i don't know what could have caused these specifically it is very likely that it is the result of an allergic reaction. This is his unique, one-of-a-kind feature which none of the other students have which i hope will help identify and locate him best.
I'm afraid there isn't much else i remember of the fellow, and I do hope that the information above, though not enough, will help track him down.
Thank you very much in advance for your help. I will try and see if i can dig up anything else from memory. Please let me know if you need any more information from me to help track him down, and i will gladly provide such.
Hope to hear from your soon,
Regards
DAKJEIUHFRLIEFHNRF
So am i a police database now? Shucks. She'll have better luck at the police station. At least she can do an identity kit to be posted all over the Institution!
I just received an email from somebody looking for her library book. Read and think: Does she really think we'll be able to help her locate that person in the midst of the thousands of students we have in the uni?????
Hello there
I'm afraid i face a slight problem and need your help.
I lent a book from the (Institution) Library to a stranger in need around the (date), and the library threatens me that the book is due in a week. Only the foolish are generous, as the wise old men say, and this time the old bats must be correct, for I failed to remember his name that i may contact him when the book was due. I'm sure the fellow has immersed himself in cosmological affairs long enough to have forgotten that the book will be due soon, and I face a problem contacting him.
Could you please help? He mentioned that he was going to write the (some exam), and since people in (Institution) only write the (some entrance exam) for one reason, i'm hoping that you have an account with his details under it, most importantly a phone number and address (I will now proceed to embarrass myself highly by letting you know that i never bothered to take his number or e-mail down).
To help locate his account, I managed to garner the following from memory:
1) He is short, equal to or over 5'7", with short cropped hair almost as in a crew cut. For two days in a row he specialized in wearing loose little sleeveless vests, but they are not singlets. He also specializes in wearing three-quarters, the ones i saw were grey in colour on both the days i saw him. Being a Chinese National living in Singapore, he always wore sneakers, and i suppose also always wears them. As expected of those who immerse themselves in Deep Cosmology, he wears spectacles. He is a thin, lanky fellow with a grim (but not sad) Chinese face.
2)He is a Chinese National who at the time of our meeting was going to write the (some entrance exam). He also possessed a student card, which made me wonder why he was studying for the (some entrance exam). One possible logical explanation is that the card belonged to someone else, though i quite clearly remember his face on the card. Assuming that was his face on the card, would it be possible to track him down through his distinguishing feature, given #3 below?
3)His distinguishing feature, and also the reason why i remember his face so well, is that his face appears as if a million bees had decided to sting it all at once. There are reddish pink bumps all over his face, and although i don't know what could have caused these specifically it is very likely that it is the result of an allergic reaction. This is his unique, one-of-a-kind feature which none of the other students have which i hope will help identify and locate him best.
I'm afraid there isn't much else i remember of the fellow, and I do hope that the information above, though not enough, will help track him down.
Thank you very much in advance for your help. I will try and see if i can dig up anything else from memory. Please let me know if you need any more information from me to help track him down, and i will gladly provide such.
Hope to hear from your soon,
Regards
DAKJEIUHFRLIEFHNRF
So am i a police database now? Shucks. She'll have better luck at the police station. At least she can do an identity kit to be posted all over the Institution!
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