Experiencing a WPW this week. Loads of WP walking thru the door. Yesterday, this guy (must be obsessive compulsive disorder) walked towards the glass door and i opened it and he pointed to it to me and i said come in (gestured him lah) then he walked in really slowly. Then he started like twitching and all and told me he wanted to apply for the institution. I was like ok, go online. he said, "i have no computer" i said, it's all online, so find a public terminal. He started twitching again and shifted his weight from the right to the left foot. then he finally wanted to go out (by then i had already activated the door) and he pointed to the door again and i said, it's opened. He turned around and said, "im scared" yea, like i can help u. Then he said "i only O levels". hmmm... Then, he hung round the outside for quite some time fiddling with the stapler that we provided to ppl who were submitting their documents and i think after he was happy that there was no more staplers to staple the brochure i gave him, he left. Freaky.
That's not all. Just today, another older freako stepped in. Worst. He wanted information, and i said all the info is online and gave him the brochure that we had. then he asked me this same thing 5 times and i repeated the same answers 5 times. All this was happening when he was standing right in the corner of the room away from me. Hmm... weirdo. usually ppl asked to sit down and speak to me. Anyway, his mouth looked like he had loads of icing sugar and din wipe it away so i was glad he didn't speak to me that closely. Then he went outta the door and then came in again and asked me again a question 5 times! ARGH. then he was happy.
Gosh. If insanity was contagious, i would've gone insane some time ago with all these ppl thru the doors.... Oh wait.... Maybe I already am!
Friday, August 24, 2007
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Arrogant but Stupid Bastard
Forgive my words. NOT.
Damn mad. This arrogant but STUPID bastard just walked into my office. He wanted to find out about the courses available at this institution, and when i asked him about his qualifications, he was trying to mask his stupidity (obviously NO decent qualification) with some stupid story about his company wanting to sponsor him for some studies. I bet his company was trying to tell him to go take his primary 6 exams since he's so DUMB.
Anyway, he said he was asking for his colleagues as well (all who were obviously smarter than him since they had degrees) and i explained to him that ppl with degrees shd go for a post-grad dip or something in Business since the courses here are all full time and caters mostly to students who graduate straight from high school.
But nooOooooOO! This BUGGER said, "I beg to differ. You ask a Finance guy to take a post-grad course in Engineering he would fail." I was stunned. Shit. I shd've thought of the response immediately but my brain was too occupied with things. Either that or in the presence of stupidity, my brain tends to slow down.
But think about it, Stupid idiot. OF COZ a guy with Finance will fail in Engineering! STUPID. But ppl with Engineering background can go on to take post-grad programs in Business. DUH! How dumb can some ppl get.
I got so fed up i turned to my comp and started typing, leaving that idiot by himself to talk to himself. I know that puts my job in jeopardy if he ever complains, but let him do so lah, i'm no longer afraid of these stupid ppl. Anyway, i bet he's so stupid that he's gonna run to his momma and ask her to help him.
By the way, where is Mr Orbin?!?!?!?!
Damn mad. This arrogant but STUPID bastard just walked into my office. He wanted to find out about the courses available at this institution, and when i asked him about his qualifications, he was trying to mask his stupidity (obviously NO decent qualification) with some stupid story about his company wanting to sponsor him for some studies. I bet his company was trying to tell him to go take his primary 6 exams since he's so DUMB.
Anyway, he said he was asking for his colleagues as well (all who were obviously smarter than him since they had degrees) and i explained to him that ppl with degrees shd go for a post-grad dip or something in Business since the courses here are all full time and caters mostly to students who graduate straight from high school.
But nooOooooOO! This BUGGER said, "I beg to differ. You ask a Finance guy to take a post-grad course in Engineering he would fail." I was stunned. Shit. I shd've thought of the response immediately but my brain was too occupied with things. Either that or in the presence of stupidity, my brain tends to slow down.
But think about it, Stupid idiot. OF COZ a guy with Finance will fail in Engineering! STUPID. But ppl with Engineering background can go on to take post-grad programs in Business. DUH! How dumb can some ppl get.
I got so fed up i turned to my comp and started typing, leaving that idiot by himself to talk to himself. I know that puts my job in jeopardy if he ever complains, but let him do so lah, i'm no longer afraid of these stupid ppl. Anyway, i bet he's so stupid that he's gonna run to his momma and ask her to help him.
By the way, where is Mr Orbin?!?!?!?!
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