Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Bored.com

Was a lil bored outta my head so visited the good ol www.bored.com website.

Checked out the year i'd die. It said i'll live till i was 73. We'll see about that

Check this out: http://www.bored.com/billboards/index.php

Very very cool!

Monday, April 23, 2007

Ballpoint pens

Those of you who love chewing on your pens (especially those of you who are chewing it right now!), I have an interesting fact for you.

An average of 100 persons die from choking on their ballpoint pens every year.

Go on, continue chewing!

Labour Day, May 1

Nope, i haven't disappeared, just lost touch with everything yesterday. Monday Blacks (it's not blue, it's black when you feel soooooo sian and slow at work).

Anyway, was talking to a fren about her bday. I think she misunderstood the term "Labour Day". It's a day for workers to rest, but NOoOOooOoo, she had to put her mom into labour. :-p

Thursday, April 19, 2007

sick

I know I must have seen like I'm a periodic contributor even at this early stage of this nonsensical blog, but I have an excuse!

I had been terribly sick the past two days. Anyway, I have been thinking for the longest time and I just couldnt figure out one thing about clinics throughout this country, or maybe even the rest of the world.

You see, we may all go to the doc's for various kinda of ailments, but I dare say most of us go due to the common illnesses that affects everyone ie. flu, cold, cough, fever etc etc.

And unfortunately, I happened to be suffering from the above-mentioned conditions, all combined. Even if the patients there are not there for such ailments, no one in their sane mind would want to fall victim to it if they're already suffering from other kinds of sickness. Imagine having diarrhea with flu or fever. DUH!

Therefore, doesn't this make you wonder why the hell is the clinic the coldest place on planet earth while you're waiting your turn to see the doctor??? Is this a consipracy to make us patients more sick so by the turn you assess our condition, you could give us a higher dosage (and thus more expensive) of medicine? You guys are supposed to make us feel better, not worse. Especially while we're waiting.

And they dare to call me Orbin!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Skinned

Dear Diary,

I did something so meaningful today. At work, I didn't work. Instead, I focused on making the Mr Orbin & Miss Yucki's Nonsensical Blog more interesting by looking for a very nice skin. I spent SO long on it. On the way, i put in a chatbox, and also found a sudoku challenge for ppl who are interested to test their wonderful skill of wasting time. At last, i found a BEAUTIFUL skin for the blog that got a nod of approval from Mr Orbin. FINALLY! After all the hmm, ahs, and (@*#&&^s from Mr Orbin (exaggerated of coz), we finally agreed on something REALLY REALLY NICE!

Dear Diary,

If you are wondering what happened to the skin... well, I COULDN'T LOAD IT UP!!!! Yes, i tried ways and means, read up on everything i could find, brushed up on my html but i still couldn't get it to work!!!!! SO Horrible!!! All my efforts flushed down the toilet bowl like the dead fruit flies i found in my bathroom!!!!!! ARGH.

Dear Diary,

I found out from my cousin from the faraway land of the taz devils that the new blogger system has a problem with us putting in new skins. how can!?!?! How can they promote communism and control the skins that we use on our blogger?

Dear Diary,

I just realised that i was actually kinda flaming the website. hahaha.. i hope we dun get closed down. I din mean to flame blogger (here goes my pathetic plea for leniency...) in fact, i'm happy to be hosted here and to have a place that Mr Orbin and me to spout our nonsense.

Dear Diary,

I really hope that one day that this will work out. That the blog will not feel that naked without its designated skin that Mr Orbin and myself have so difficultly chosen.

Sigh...

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Why we shouldn't procreate anymore...

Had a discussion at lunch today with my colleague in regards to the V-tech Shootings. Discussed how human nature has evolved to involve such violence, and several other things that I think were quite intellectual (heh) but basically passing time...

And then it led to the topic of kids nowsaday (heh, nowsaday is purposely spelt that way to honour Mr Orbin's beloved colleague).. Yet another reason not to bring a kid into the world. Other than exposing them to the crime that is on the rise, the terrorism, the global warming, the ever increasing cost of living (but the ever deteriorating quality of life), we now have to worry about the other factor-- what if our kid grew up to be some psycho. Sighz. Actually, at the risk of sounding insensitive, i think that the shooter was smart enough to kill himself. But what's the most pitiful about it all is the family that he has left behind to deal with the mess. What should the parents do now. Not that the shooter cares. How are the parents to face the community, the extended family, friends, and even themselves. How can the mom and dad go on living knowing that they brought up someone who shot so many ppl that it was labelled the worst masacre in US modern history!?!?! Sighz.

See why we should all just enjoy sex and not think about anything else (ie having kids)?! My point exactly. (trying to sound very wise... yea right... hahaha)

Monday, April 16, 2007

Interesting link....

Was randomly checking out some stranger's blog (lost the address! Ack! So cannot link back) and in one of her posts, she asked us to check this really really interesting link...

Go to maps. google.com
Click on the "Get directions" tab
Type in New York, New York for the first tab
Type in Paris, France for the end destination
Read line 24. :-p

Nowadays

Reading the earlier post by Miss Yucki, I was reminded of my squeaky voiced colleague who loves to say the word "nowadays'" as "nowsaday". Notice the S in the wrong place.

"I tell you, brother (my skin already crawling due to his squeaky voice), nowSSaday, young people are like that"

"Nowssssaday, cannot trust people too much"

"Nowssssaday ah..."

ITS NOWADAYS! Are you dyslexic or something??? Dumb arse.

And they dare to call me Orbin.

Ice Kachang

Got scolded by my Punk Rock Merlion coz of my spelling mistake. She and her nonsense.

"It's spelt as ICE KACANG. Have you already forgotten your Malay!!!! You're MALAYSIAN not Singaporean. You've been dating that weird Singaporean for too long" (Yes yes, PRM, i know that's a jab back to my Superstar DJ for all the times he has insulted you!)

When one leaves in a country for too long, she tends to speak, act, think and spell like the people in that country. Eventhough I haven't been here for too long now, I still make that mistake. It's like when in Rome, do wat the Romans do (Let your dogs poo all over the road-- that's my experience with Rome)

Whenever I go back to Malaysia, i feel a sense of 'slowing down' effect where I tend to walk slower, think slower and basically be more laid back. Even my dressing is laid back! The moment i step out of the Malaysia-Singapore bus into the Singapore custom, my heart races faster, i tend to walk faster, look fiercer and feel more stressed. It's a syndrome that I've felt all these years!

In Malaysia, as soon as the place gets a little darker, I get a little more scared. Actually, as soon as I step out of the Malaysian customs, I feel a sense of danger and clutch on to everything with my dear life. I tend to become more suspicious and look forward to getting into my dad's car and quickly locking it up. In Singapore, i can be walking freely at 4am in the morning swinging my bag (ok lah, not THAT blatant) and feel quite safe.

I used to think food in Singapore sucks until I discovered it was coz i was eating out of food courts (which lately has improved much much more) and I think it's coz we Malaysians have a better taste bud since we grew up with really really REALLY good food. Hahaha... I mean, each time I go back to Malaysia, i have to think really hard of wat i wanna eat- not coz there's nothing to eat, but coz there's so many things that i wanna eat at one go. In Singapore, this does happen lah (to be fair) but then just not that desperate to wanna gobble up everything.

The system in Singapore is much more orderly. I know my buses will come almost on time, my cab drivers will follow the meter (for locals lah) and there's a certain set of rules and regulations by which all residents do follow, so you rarely see something extraordinary. In Malaysia ah, there are rules and regulations-- that are always manipulated and broken-- so u dunno wat to expect.

Alamak, since when did this post become a comparison of the two countries!




"Dun lose your ability in Malay(sia). You should never get corrupted!" What an ironic statement, Punk Rock Merlion.... *hint hint*

Ms Bighead is...

When you meet someone for the first time amongst a small group of friends, there are a few things you should NEVER do.

1) Ignore the person completely while you happily chat away with the rest in the group.
2) Talk non-stop... about youself! *rolls eyes*
3) Praise yourself *eyes starts to turn white from rolling*
4) Don't allow anyone else to speak
5) Laugh at your own jokes (if you could call them jokes)

And this person that I'm talking about is Ms Bighead. And, oh! She happens to be Ms Royalty (see earlier post) as well.

And they dare to call me Orbin!

I'm here to stay

Alamak, of course I'm not leaving this blog. Not anytime soon, I'm just beginning to warm up!!!

Post behind my back eh...

And they still dare to call me Orbin.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Special Day

Special Days are FUN! Today's a special day. Mr Orbin will know wat i'm talking about. No wonder i was wondering how come he's not online to share nonsensical conversations with me!!!! And to think i was worried he'd overshadow me in his post. Walau! How can like that?!?!?! Is he gonna just post ONE post and forget about this page? Am i left here all alone to defend myself? Am i posting something behind his back only for him to see it? wahahaha

Friday, April 13, 2007

i am gonna post more than mr orbin

in a bid to make up for the lack of the post coz of the weekend, i have decided to add one more post, hopefully a long long version of some nonsense that i've experienced thruout this Friday the 13th.

Wanted to create a poem in honour of Mr Orbin thanks to his ideas. This is to Mr Orbin and His Fav Galfren, Miss Royalty

Poor Miss Royalty
So dejected
Got rejected
By her favourite Mr Orbin

Poor Miss Royalty
She is fully carded
But still gets disregarded
By her favourite Mr Orbin

Poor Miss Royalty
Thinks she oozes style
She won't get a smile
Off her favourite Mr Orbin

Poor Miss Royalty
She has a girlfriend duty
In her fantasy
Of her favourite Mr Orbin

Bitchy!

Heh. Gonna get killed on Monday. Wat to do, i'm this bored. Actually, i'm too full. It is amazing wat Singapore has to offer when it comes to food. I just had a 2 hour lunch, straight followed by bubble tea without the bubble and then a 5 dish dinner shared between 2 humans

The almost first post

Ok. My first post was the test post coz i wanted to just test and see how things worked out (DUH!!!!!) altho not my first time posting but then need to make sure that everything works out right???

ok. anyway, short intro to this blog (if mr orbin hasn't done it since he's writing an entry concurrently)... it's a crazy day, this friday the 13. it was raining pots and pans and i was going crazy coz of all the walk ins (i'm in the customer service line). spoke to mr orbin about stuff. he said i was funny. yea. i get that all the time. heard that from my colleague as well. my head got as big as the rain outside the window (if big is even a word to describe rain, after all in mandarin we always say rain very big). So after lunch, we decided we shd write a blog. Mr orbin shd be posting our convo up now. will leave that to u to read.,

basically, this is a successfully failed page coz we dunno wat will happen lah. all in all, i guess we're doing this to fill out really free time at work since mr orbin seems to be paid to do nothing and me, i have the wonderful acting skills of pretending i'm always very busy. mwahahaha

birth of the most nonsensical blog in cyberspace history

It all started rather innocently, when Ms Yucki Grosserina got herself the name in which she will so proudly use in this blog. A gross idea was tossed between the two authors of this blog, and so she gave herself the nick Grosserina with me supplying Yucki as her first nick. Little did we know what it was to follow...

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
my colleague also told me i very funny

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
right after u told me

Mr Orbin says:
hahaha!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i also dunno to be happy or sad

Mr Orbin says:
see, everyone thinks so

Mr Orbin says:
be happy lar

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
Hahaha

Mr Orbin says:
then we'll continue to find u funny

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
ok lah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
but then this won't earn me money leh

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
if only it would!

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Mr Orbin says:
get into the entertainment biz lar

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Mr Orbin says:
my colleagues were telling me the other day that i should be in entertainment too for my sacarstic remarks haha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
eh

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
maybe we shd go together

Mr Orbin says:
hahahaha!!!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
u can be the serious sarcastic person

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i be the bubbly and noisy

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i'm sure we'd make a good pair

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahaha

Mr Orbin says:
haahaahaa!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
clash of characters mah

Mr Orbin says:
the new dynamic duo

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
we can be called feng sa ye feng

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
something like that

Mr Orbin says:
better than gao xiao xing dong

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
Miss Yucki and Mr Blackie

Mr Orbin says:
wah!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
coz u black face

Mr Orbin says:
champion lor!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i dunno if **** told u

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
that day

Mr Orbin says:
about?

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
u know the day after the wedding

Mr Orbin says:
yah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
the one where we NEARLY had to eat the expensive timsum

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
your face SO black

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
esp during lunch

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i tot why u so mad

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i din have such a good impression at first

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i found out the reason for it

Mr Orbin says:
yah lar

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i the more i talk to u, the more i know it was a misunderstanding

Mr Orbin says:
its cuz of ur fave person

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahahah

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
YEAh

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
coz of your gf

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Mr Orbin says:
ur best friend

Mr Orbin says:
YUCKS!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
the one that u're spending your day with

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Mr Orbin says:
okok im gonna puke

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
HAhahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
nvm

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i help u lose weight

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
maybe i shd start another blog

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
entitled "Miss Yucki Grosserina"

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Mr Orbin says:
i dun need to lose weight thanks

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
dunno if anyone will read that

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Mr Orbin says:
let me contribute also leh

Mr Orbin says:
Hahahah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
eh

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
good idea

Mr Orbin says:
ha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
ok ok

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i start one via frenster

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then i put u as one of the writers

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
ahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
dunno wat we'll write lah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i'm definite it will fail

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
but at least we will read it ourselves

Mr Orbin says:
who knows

Mr Orbin says:
it might be a resounding success

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i know wat i can write about

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
about my job

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
about the stupid ppl who comes to ****
Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
sighz

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i got so much material but i forgot liao

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
and frenster's down

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
once it's up i shall let u know

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then we just post nonsense

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
then we can add more ppl

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
it shd be quite interesting

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Mr Orbin says:
YAH!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
i know my frens will kill me coz thy will receive "**** **** has just updaed her blog again"

Mr Orbin says:
the most irrational blog ever

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
yes yes yes

Mr Orbin says:
evil laughter~

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
ok set

Mr Orbin says:
okok!

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
maybe we'll become famous

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
and earn money thru ads

Mr Orbin says:
haahaahaa

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
and then no need to work

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Mr Orbin says:
yah like xiaxue

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
dream dream dream

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahahha

Mr Orbin says:
hehehehe

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
the worst is that no one reads but we'll still have fun posting

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahaha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
one rule, cannot edit any of the posts

Mr Orbin says:
actually our this conversation should be our first posting

Mr Orbin says:
Hahahha

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
so once u post, it'll be posted on

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
LOL

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
ok

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
set

Mr Orbin says:
set lar

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
we should name it the "Mr Blackie & Miss Yucki's Nonsensical Blog"

Mr Orbin says:
blackie doesnt sound good leh

Mr Orbin says:
call me Mr Awbin

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
Orbin sounds better

Miss Yucki Grosserina says:
hahaha

Mr Orbin says:
hahah

Mr Orbin says:
yah


When two nonsensical, bored-to-tears employees gave each other ridiclous-sounding nicknames, you know nothing good will come out of it. So this blog is born. What we guarantee our readers is absolute pure irrational nonsense, as you can tell from our conversation. But our mundane lives are no longer boring with it.

Watch this space for more nonsense coming your way.

**** actual names of people and organisations have been erased instead of being replaced to ensure absolute confidentiality. We thank you for your understanding.
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